NASTALGIA

4/1/09

I WORKED ALL DAY, SO NATURALLY WHEN I GOT OUT
I WANTED A BURGER. SO MR. BURGER HERE I COME.

I DECIDED ON A MR. TRIPLE. I ASKED FOR EVERYTHING
AND WHEN I THINK OF EVERYTHING, I THINK OF ONION,
LETTUCE, TOMATO, PICKLE, MUSTARD, KETCHUP, MAYO.
NOPE, IT WAS ONLY KETCHUP, ONION, PICKLE.
THOROUGHLY DISAPPOINTED. NOT MY KIND OF EVERYTHING.
THE TRIPLE SEEMED RIGHT. I OPENED THE WRAPPER AND
IT WAS GREASY. I ALMOST GRIMACED BECAUSE OF IT.
THE BUN WAS SLIDING ALL OVER THE PLACE. IT ALSO
SOAKED UP MOST OF THE GREASE. THE ONLY REAL DRIPS
CAME FROM THE FALLING OF CHOPPED ONION. COULD HAVE
USED SOME FRESH CRISP LETTUCE AND MUSTARD TO TOP IT
OFF. COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT THE FRIES BUT OH WELL.
$7.52