MANY MEATS

4/2/09

SO I GOT TO WORK AND ALMOST IMMEDIATELY
SOMEONE MESSED UP. SO I TOOK 1/2 OF A DOUBLE
WITH CHEESE. KETCHUP, MUSTARD, MAYO. NOTHING
SPECIAL. EATEN AND SHARED.

LATER...
I HAD MESSED UP A BURGER MYSELF. DOUBLE WITH
CHEESE, SUPPOSED TO BE WITHOUT. OH WELL.
EVERYTHING ON IT. AGAIN NOTHING SPECIAL.
GOOD BUT WAITING FOR ISAAC'S

THE REAL MEAL:
ISAAC'S ONCE AGAIN.
SAME BURGER, DOUBLE BACON CHEESE BURGER.
1/2 LB OF MEAT. I HAD TO GET IT TO GO BECAUSE
I WAS RUNNING LATE FOR POETRY NIGHT. NOT THE
GREATEST IDEA. I OPENED THE WRAPPER AND EUREKA
A PILE OF DELICIOUSNESS. VERY LARGE. I HAD TO
DIG IN, COULDN'T WAIT. ON THE ROAD WAS THE WORST
PLACE FOR THIS BURGER. THE FIRST BITE WAS AT A RED
LIGHT, THEN I KNEW I HAD TO KEEP GOING. LITTLE DID
I KNOW THAT THE PATTIES WOULD BREAK IN TWO, MAKING
ALMOST 4 PATTIES. NOT GOOD TO BE DEALING WITH 4
LANES OF 131 TRAFFIC AND A MONSTROUS BURG. ON TWO
OCCASIONS DID I HAVE TO LICK MY FINGERS CLEAN. THERE
WAS STUFF DROPPING ALL OVER THE PLACE, ON MY JEANS
BOUNCING OFF MY SHIRT. I ALSO HAD TO WASH MY HANDS
WHEN I ARRIVE. A TOMATO WAS LOST TO PLATE TECTONICS.
JUICY AND TENDER MEAT. THE BUN BARELY MADE IT. AT LEAST
ONE BITE WAS ONLY BREAD AND CONDIMENTS WHILE ONE WAS
ONLY MEAT. THE MESSIEST BURGER TO DATE. THE BACON
CRISPLY FELL APART IN THE MOUTH AND IT ALSO DISINTEGRATED.
THE FAT MELTED AWAY.

"WELCOME TO ISAAC'S FAMILY AND FRIENDS"