WOW

2/12/09

THIS BURGER IS THE NOISE IN YOUR
CLOSET. A SNARLING, ERRATIC,
ABOMINATION. VYING FOR A PLACE
IN YOUR STOMACH. TO LATER RIP
YOU TO SHREDS.
JUST A LITTLE PREBURGER TIME
METAPHOR.

THE OCCASION: KYLE KENNETH WESTBROOK
WAS EMBARKING TO CALI FORN I A. SO ME
SCOTT E FRESH AND KYLE HAD TO HAVE
ONE LAST BURGER TIME FOR THE ROAD.

THE BURGER: RED ROBIN'S MONSTER BURGER.
PICKLES, KETCHUP, MUSTARD, MAYO, TOMATO,
LETTUCE, PEPPERJACK CHEESE. COOKED MEDIUM
WELL. IT WAS PRETTY BIG. I'VE HAD BIGGER,
DONT LET ME PERSUADE YOU OTHERWISE. IT WAS
LARGE.

"I'M PARALYZED BY THIS BURG." ~ KYLE WESTBRO

OUR SERVER DID NOT WISH TO SERVE US ONE
THIS MOST MOMENTOUS AND CHERISHABLE NIGHT.
THERE COULD HAVE BEEN MORE REFILLS, MORE
GLEE, MORE PEP IN HER STEP.

WE THREE BECAME A COALITION OF BURGERDOM.
A CHEER, BURGER ON BURGER ON BURGER.

THE BURGERS WERE SCARFED DOWN AND
LAPPED UP IN A SHORT TIME. THIS WAS THE ONLY
BURGER TO DATE THAT HAD A TOMATO TOUCHING
IT'S INNARDS. IT WAS A DELIGHTFUL COMPILATION
OF YUM.

IT WAS VERY FITTING TO HAVE BEEN WITH KYLE
WHEN ONE OF THE FIRST RECORDED BURGER TIMES
COMMENCED AND THE POSSIBLE LAST BURGER
TIME.

FOR ONE OF US, THIS MAY BE THE END OF BURGER
TIME FOR A LONG TIME. BURGERS CANNOT
ACCOMPANY A MAN ON A STRICT CALIFORNIA
BUDGET.

THUS, THE MOST EXPENSIVE BURGER TIME
TO DATE AS WELL. TWO MONSTER
BURGERS CAME TO $24. 29.