Friday, February 27, 2009

58 DAYS 59 BURGERS TO DATE THIS YEAR

THATS IT..

THIS WAS DIFFERENT

2/27/09

YESTERDAY I PUT A HOMEMADE BURGER
PATTY INTO SOME MESQUITE MARINADE.
I DID NOT THINK IT WOULD TURN OUT
AS IT DID.
ONE WAS REGULAR, EXCEPT FOR THE
CURRY POWDER SEASONING.
THE FIRST BITE FROM THE MESQUITE
WAS AWESOME. NO CONDIMENTS
ACCOMPANIED THIS GUY. PERFECT
PINK CENTER.
THE OTHER WAS EQUALLY AS GOOD
BUT SOMETHING I HAD HAD BEFORE.
THICK AND SASSY BBQ SAUCE AND
MUSTARD. NOT BAD, NOT BAD.
GOOD BURGER NIGHT.

ROUND THREE

2/26/09

TWO HOMEMADES.

SINGLES, PROBABLY
1/4 POUND EACH.
CHEESE, CRUUSHED RED PEPPERS
AND CAJUN ON BOTH.
ON ONE, I CURRY POWDERED IT UP.
THEY WERE STEAMED NEAR THE END
WHILE THE CHEESE ENCLOSED THEM
FULLY.
THEY TURNED OUT TO BE VERY ROUND.
INTERESTING.
THE UNCURRY, HAD KETCHUP MUSTARD.
THE OTHER HAD THICK AND SASSY BBQ.
THE CURRY HAD A YELLOW TINT.

PRETTY GOOD BURGERS.


BEFORE THESE I HAD TO HAVE LUNCH.
SO, A SINGLE WITH PEPPERJACK.
LETTUCE, MUSTARD, JALAPENO,
AND CHIPOLTE MAYO. VERY GOOD.
IT IT THE SPOT.
FREE

EXTRA DUDES

2/25/09

THESE THINGS WERE JUST WAITING
FOR ME TO GRAB THEM.
2 MINIS FROM STEAK N SHAKE.

CHIPOLTE MAYO, A-1 T AND H SAUCE.
CHILLY WILLY. OHH WELL.
FREE.

CATCHING UP

2/22/09

THIS IS THAT SAME BURGER AS ON SATURDAY.
EXCEPT IT IS A DOUBLE.
SWISS, AMERICAN.
CHIPOLTE MAYO, A-1 T AND H
PICKLE, LETTUCE, MAYBE MUSTARD.
NOT AT ALL BAD. I REALLY LOVE BURGERS.
FREE

POST SCRIPT

2/19/09

JUST A QUICKY BECAUSE IT WAS A MESS UP.
FROM STEAK N SHAKE.
I MINI W/ CHIPOLTE MAYO, AND A-1 THICK
AND HEARTY SAUCE. IT WAS WAY NEW
PRODUCT, MAYBE TOO MUCH CONDIMENTS.
COULD HAVE AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE
A TRIPLE.


LATER....

2 DOUBLE STACKERS FROM WENDY'S
I WAS ON THE WAY TO POETRY NIGHT
AT SCHULER'S. I NEEDED THESE THINGS.
KETCHUP, MUSTARD, PICKLES, AS ALWAYS.
NO MESS.
GOOD FLAVOR.
$2.10

THE NEW STUFF

2/21/09

SINGLE WITH SWISS AND AMERICAN
CHEESES FROM STEAK N SHAKE.
LETTUCE, MUSTARD, CHIPOLTE MAYO,
A-1 THICK AND HEARTY SAUCE, PICKLES,
SEASONED.
PRETTY DECENT. A LITTLE PINK IN THE
CENTER. NOT BAD FOR BREAKFAST.
FREE.

LUNCH:
2 DOUBLE STACKERS BECAUSE THEY'RE
CONVENIENT.
KETCHUP, MUSTARD, PICKLES.
ONE HAD TO WAIT BECAUSE THE
CAFE BECKONED ME. IT GREW CHILLY
WILLY. BUT WELL ENOUGH.
$2.10

SOS

2/15/09

DIDNT WORK THE SHAKE TODAY. SO, NO
EXTRAVAGANT BURGERS.

THUS, WENDY'S TO THE RESCUE.
STEVE PICKED ME UP BEFORE WORK
TO GO. TWO DIFFERENT ORDERS.
MINE: 3 DOUBLES STACKERS WITH NO
ONIONS AND ADD PICKLES. THEY GAVE
ME 3 DOUBLES GUYS WITH ONION, NO
PICKLES. THEY GUY WAS APPALLED
THAT I WANTED TO GIVE THE BURGERS
BACK. WE JUST STARED AT EACH OTHER,
SO I THRUST THE BAG AT HIM.

"YOU ORDERED NO PICKLE ADD ONION."
THE THING IS, IS THAT THEY DONT COME
WITH PICKLE.

ALAS, IT WAS WENDY'S. $3.15

Friday, February 20, 2009

THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

2/20/09

ROUND TWO ON THE HOME MADE BURGER MENU.
TWO SINGLE CHEESE BURGERS WITH A FRIED EGG, JALAPENOS ON EACH. ON ONE: KETCHUP, MUSTARD ON THE OTHER: RICH AND SASSY BBQ SAUCE, AND MUSTARD. SEASONED WITH SALT AND PEPPER AND SOME CAJUN STUFFS. THE FIRST WITH THE BBQ: THE BBQ ENDED UP OVER POWERING THE BURGER A LITTLE. IT WAS DECENT. AN AVERAGE BURGER. THE SECOND: THE FIRST BITE WAS VERY TASTEFUL. THE SEASONING WAS GREAT. PICKLES COULD HAVE DONE THE BURGER RIGHT. GOOD LUNCH....

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

WOW

2/12/09

THIS BURGER IS THE NOISE IN YOUR
CLOSET. A SNARLING, ERRATIC,
ABOMINATION. VYING FOR A PLACE
IN YOUR STOMACH. TO LATER RIP
YOU TO SHREDS.
JUST A LITTLE PREBURGER TIME
METAPHOR.

THE OCCASION: KYLE KENNETH WESTBROOK
WAS EMBARKING TO CALI FORN I A. SO ME
SCOTT E FRESH AND KYLE HAD TO HAVE
ONE LAST BURGER TIME FOR THE ROAD.

THE BURGER: RED ROBIN'S MONSTER BURGER.
PICKLES, KETCHUP, MUSTARD, MAYO, TOMATO,
LETTUCE, PEPPERJACK CHEESE. COOKED MEDIUM
WELL. IT WAS PRETTY BIG. I'VE HAD BIGGER,
DONT LET ME PERSUADE YOU OTHERWISE. IT WAS
LARGE.

"I'M PARALYZED BY THIS BURG." ~ KYLE WESTBRO

OUR SERVER DID NOT WISH TO SERVE US ONE
THIS MOST MOMENTOUS AND CHERISHABLE NIGHT.
THERE COULD HAVE BEEN MORE REFILLS, MORE
GLEE, MORE PEP IN HER STEP.

WE THREE BECAME A COALITION OF BURGERDOM.
A CHEER, BURGER ON BURGER ON BURGER.

THE BURGERS WERE SCARFED DOWN AND
LAPPED UP IN A SHORT TIME. THIS WAS THE ONLY
BURGER TO DATE THAT HAD A TOMATO TOUCHING
IT'S INNARDS. IT WAS A DELIGHTFUL COMPILATION
OF YUM.

IT WAS VERY FITTING TO HAVE BEEN WITH KYLE
WHEN ONE OF THE FIRST RECORDED BURGER TIMES
COMMENCED AND THE POSSIBLE LAST BURGER
TIME.

FOR ONE OF US, THIS MAY BE THE END OF BURGER
TIME FOR A LONG TIME. BURGERS CANNOT
ACCOMPANY A MAN ON A STRICT CALIFORNIA
BUDGET.

THUS, THE MOST EXPENSIVE BURGER TIME
TO DATE AS WELL. TWO MONSTER
BURGERS CAME TO $24. 29.


Monday, February 16, 2009

B-FAST

2/14/09

SINGLE WITH PEPPERJACK AND AMERICAN CHEESE FROM
STEAK N SHAKE. THE AMOUNT OF CHEESE WAS PERFECT.
KETCHUP MUSTARD, PICKLE, LETTUCE.
DRY, YET DRIPPY FROM CONDIMENTS.
SCRUMTRILESCENT.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

B-U-R-G-E-R-S

2/10/09

ONE DOUBLE STEAKBURGER
FROM STEAK N SHAKE.
PEPPERJACK CHEESE,
JALAPENOS, MUSTARD,
KETCHUP, PICKLES,
AND LETTUCE. THIS WAS THE
MOST UNRULY BURGER I HAVE
EVER HAD. PRETTY SLOPPY
AND SUCH. GREASY AND
SO ON.

FREE.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

ONE FOR THE FLOOR

2/10/09

ONE SINGLE CHEESE BURGER FROM
GRCC'S RAIDER GRILL.
FULL OF GREASE AND YUM.
KETCHUP, MUSTARD, SHREDDED
PICKLE AND LETTUCE.
ON A TOASTED BUN. CHAR BROILED
FLAVOR. SIMILAR TO BURGER KING.
PRETTY DELICIOUS.
$2.60 LUNCH ALL DAY AT SCHOOL.

MISSED A DATE

1/31/09

TWO TRIPLE STEAKBURGERS FROM
STEAK N SHAKE
PEPPERJACK AND AMERICAN CHEESES
KETCHUP, MUSTARD, MAYO, PICKLE,
LETTUCE. SOME SORT OF LOWRY'S
SEASONING. DEFINITELY ENHANCED
THE FLAVOR. VERY JUICY, WARM, DELICIOUS

ONE SINGLE WITH BACON AND CHEESE
DEFINITELY COULD HAVE DONT WITHOUT
THE BACON, A LITTLE TOO CRISPY FOR
ME. OH WELL. A-1 SAUCE, AND PICKLES. I'VE HAD BETTER.

ALL FREE. BREAKFAST.

HERES ON FOR THE BOOKS

2/8/09

THIS IS A CULMINATION OF BURGERS.
STEAK N SHAKE CREATION OF MINE.
DESCRIBED FROM THE BOTTOM UP.
BOTTOM BUN
A-1 SAUCE
LETTUCE
STEAKBURGER
PEPPERJACK CHEESE
FRIED EGG, HARD
BOTTOM BUN
STEAKBURGER
AMERICAN CHEESE
STEAKBURGER
KETCHUP
MUSTARD
PICKLES
TOP BUN
ALL PATTIES SEASONED.

ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS. PLAIN
AND SIMPLE.
FREE. BREAKFAST.

JUST A BABY

2/07/09

JUST ONE MINI STEAKBURGER WITH
2 PIECES OF MINI CHEESE.
FROM STEAK N SHAKE.
SEASONED, KETCHUP, MUSTARD.
PRETTY DECENT. QUICK FIX.
FREE. BREAKFAST

HERES ANOTHER

2/3/09

SINGLE CHEESEBURGER FROM THE RAIDER GRILL
I WILL ALWAYS LIKE THESE BURGERS.
KETCHUP, MUSTARD, SHREDDED PICKLES, AND
LETTUCE.
ALWAYS JUICY AND VERY TASTY.
FRIES AND A DRINK.
$4.51